Snerk!

[kayshapero]

Couldn't resist - got this one from dduane (who is also responsible for the awesome revelation at the end). Yours Truly, Tootsie Wafflebutt!

We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute.

Please don't be a bore and ruin it. Send it on to everyone you know including the person that sent it to you.

Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. If we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not.

Here is your dose of humor...

A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.

B. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject box and forward it to friends and family and co-workers.

Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent it to you, so they know you participated.

And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known far and wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer!

The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

So:-

1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:


a = snickle
B = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
G = dumbo
h = farcus
I = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
O = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
R = dorfus
S = snooty
t = tootsie
U = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dink y
z = zippy

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

a = dippin
B = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
G = lizard
h = waffle
I = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
O = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
R = gizzard
S = lickin
t = snickle
U = chuckle
v = pickle
w = Hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle



3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

a = butt
B = boob
c = face
d = nose
e =
hump
f = breath
G = pan ts
h = shorts
I = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
O = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
R = doodle
S = fanny
t = sniffer
U = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.

Comments

[fara-shimbo.livejournal.com]

Dorfy Wafflelips?!

[digital-panther.livejournal.com]

Goober Rhinonose? not the greatest of Pseudonyms but it works. ;)

Till anon,
DP

[ashenfox.livejournal.com]

Dorfus Dippintush, at your service.