Glenn Glazer mentioned an entry by EFF via Facebook which probably IS still there, including stuff like the following:
Starting this week, department stores will begin affixing "FBI Anti-Piracy" stickers to mirrors, warning consumers that placing a reflective object in the same room as a television could constitute a violation of U.S. copyright law. In a related lawsuit, EFF is representing Dana Auerbach, a ballet instructor who was caught watching The Black Swan in her dance studio while on lunch break. She faces a $750 to $150,000 penalty for each of her infinite charges of infringement.
My thanks to Wayne Joseph Borean for this one:
MPAA Chairman Former Senator Chris Dodd Joins Pirate Party, Announces 2016 Presidential Bid
And doubtless blows a gasket when he finds out he's been April spoofed. Ah well..
And finally there's today's Astronomical Photo of the Day which kind of has to be seen to be believed (I've linked to the permanent link so it ought to still be there). Follow the links, it's fun!